The Australian version of Zoo Magazine is running a competition for unhappy guys trapped in a loveless marriage the chance to win an all expenses paid divorce.

Considering what I’ve paid for a divorce recently that’s quite an impressive prize. It doesn’t just stop there though, as well as paying for your legal fees they’re also offering a ‘bachelor pack’ designed to get you back into the swing of singledom, which includes a PlayStation3, plasma TV, a cleaner for 2 months (of course) and a year’s subscription to their magazine.

Just to get you fully back into the swing they’ll also throw the winner a celebratory divorce party which includes a bevy of pin-up girls in tow for you and your mates to ogle.

This competition follows in the wake of their previous contest where they offered one lucky winner a breast enlargement for his girlfriend. Readers were encouraged to vote on the photos of the girls showing their ‘assets’ to decide who most deserved, or required, a boob job.

Why don’t we get this sort of stuff in the UK?

Clive Bellmore