It was hardly a bastion of marriage, but now it seems that Amy Winehouse’s much talked about marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is finally over, as he has filed for divorce from the self destructive pop singer. His move came after pictures of his wife were published in the press showing her cavorting on a beach with her new man Josh Bowman, aged just twenty-one.

Henri Brandman is a divorce lawyer specialising in celebrity cases, and he has been instructed by Blake to act as his divorce lawyer on the grounds that Amy has committed adultery against him. Blake is expected to go for half of Amy’s £10 million personal fortune.

According to the press, Amy has declared she’s drug free once again and has forgotten her former love, husband Blake, and is happy with her new flame. Amy’s new man, Josh, is just twenty-one-years-old and a public schoolboy.

Amy stated in an interview with the press:

I love it here and have never felt so happy.

In fact, I don’t think I’m ever going home.

Especially as I met Josh here. He couldn’t be more different from my husband, which isn’t a bad thing.

In a parting salvo to husband, Amy branded Blake ‘rubbish’ between the sheets.

Clive Bellmore