There are some stories that you say ‘you just couldn’t make it up’, and this definitely fits into that category. A Russian man, embarrassingly named as Grigory Toporov, a 47 year old man, is facing divorce from his wife after his penis extension broke off during a wild sex session with his wife.

Ouch.

He had the extension after his wanton wife told him he didn’t ‘measure up’ to her expectations. However when he had the extension done, it snapped off during sex.

Toporov explained:

I told her I would get a new one but she wasn’t having any of it. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce.

Now I’m wondering did the extension snap off inside her, or did it fall off and get lost somewhere in the bed? If it did ‘come off’ inside her, did he then have to try and retrieve it?

There’s probably a genre in adult films there somewhere.

Clive Bellmore