Just as a little bit fun (honestly) I came across a quiz on Facebook recently entitled the Best Ways to Murder your Ex-Wife. I thought there some solid ideas in there and wanted to compile a list of my own, again just for fun.

So, hypothetically of course, here are the best 10 ways to murder your ex-wife… in no particular order.

1. Run her over with your car
2. Poison her
3. Hire a contract killer
4. Gas her in her sleep
5. Drown her in the bath
6. Throw her out of a very high window
7. Strangle her to death with a satisfying two handed grip
8. Pummel her with your fists
9. Tie her down and torture her slowly over a period of days
10. Bury her alive, preferably under the patio or in some form of quick drying concrete

Feel free to take the list with a pinch of salt, or to add your own methods in the comments. I’m open to suggestions.

Clive Bellmore