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17
Jan
2008

The Divorce Song

January 17th, 2008 at 02:25 pm by Clive Bellmore in Comedy, Divorce

Some days you just have to laugh about things in life or you’ll cry. This should help you raise a giggle, the divorce song.

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  1. fathersforjustice Said,

    [..YouTube..] There ya go… Let’s all take Ritalin and sit around in a stupor while the government takes our children. There is nothing humorous about the destruction of the American family. Wake up, put down the ritalin this song is fuel on a fire that is destroying generations of American families. Where are your parents? How many fathers and mothers do you have?

  2. kalizZzle Said,

    [..YouTube..] Seriously?Get over yourself.He’s a comedian.He sings a song about putting a gerbil in his butt, but he doesn’t really do it.It’s a joke, and if you can’t handle it then don’t watch stuff like this.Stephen Lynch is awesome!He can take a joke.

  3. someonenoticeimdead Said,

    [..YouTube..] Maybe nobody takes you seriously as a parent because you dress up as batman for rallys. That can sometimes do it.

  4. kalizZzle Said,

    [..YouTube..] Wow.I’m about 16, no where near close to being a parent.I’m not one of those teenage whores you turned out to be.The only rally I’ve ever been to is my schools pep rally.And believe me, I wasn’t dressed as batman.

  5. ChazzFunk Said,

    [..YouTube..] Yo, Fathersforjustice, go inform the Christian society and and animal rights, as Mr Lynch here also sings about gerbils and the devil. Im only jokinh, I hope your orginisaition falls apart :DSeriously, the slightest bit of power and people are AWAY with the fairies.

  6. faithinlife Said,

    [..YouTube..] this guy is so funny.oh and fathersforjustice… the guy’s telling a joke. if you can’t take it then why did you watch it in the first place!

  7. mikelg9088 Said,

    [..YouTube..] wow dude its just a song settle down im wit dis guy ova here take a damn joke

  8. calbowski1 Said,

    [..YouTube..] This is fucking funny whoever says it is’nt is a duchebag. have a sense of humor..

  9. someonenoticeimdead Said,

    [..YouTube..] Yeah, you must be sixteen or else you would have been smart enough to know I was talking about the Fathersforjustice guy, who has pics up of a rally with people dressed up as batman. I dont even know who you are, aside from the fact you like to jump to conclusions, make assumptions and dwell in drama. But I’ll forgive you, the sexual frustration mixed with teenaged hormones must be clouding your senses.

  10. kalizZzle Said,

    [..YouTube..] He is going to be on Comedy Central!Woot woot!I Love Stephen Lynch!!

  11. 121Pivot121 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Brilliant comedian, got to be one of the best!Those who say he shouldn’t be singing about stuff like this.. wouldnt it be better to just not watch it rather than badmouth it?.. Some people see it for what it is.. Just a joke.

  12. LeosAngel18 Said,

    [..YouTube..] awsome so funny

  13. newportalan Said,

    [..YouTube..] pucka. Im left on my own but this is how it is……

  14. zachjm13 Said,

    [..YouTube..] damn….. shut the fuck up

  15. zachjm13 Said,

    [..YouTube..] lol sorry wrong place

  16. zachjm13 Said,

    [..YouTube..] when?

  17. newportalan Said,

    [..YouTube..] And as for the fathers for justice rubbish, doesn’t he realise the DAD is singing the song. And some Dads are arses and should P off. This guys a comedian take a joke mate.

  18. newportalan Said,

    [..YouTube..] You destroy your family yourself. Everyone has one Mum and one Dad the only excuse you have for your comments is that you were drunk. If so APOLOGISE and stop being such a nerd.PS IM father of 3 and divorced. But I still see my kids, pay maintainance and love them. UP YOURS nipplehead!!!!!

  19. marriedmomma03 Said,

    [..YouTube..] I think it was hilarious it was just out of humor which most people do not have have a since of humor

  20. greboqueen Said,

    [..YouTube..] Thats not exactly funnyif a guy has done summin like that then he doesnt deserve a child and id leave him too

  21. xSPLENDAx Said,

    [..YouTube..] LOL

  22. Piroenn Said,

    [..YouTube..] lol its for fun not to explain anything

  23. kratosfayt Said,

    [..YouTube..] guess what. Its a joke. But i know you don’t get that so let me put it another way. Even if he is saying “all fathers are bad” (which hes not) The America I live in says he can say whatever he wants, and we can laugh. Its the same right thats says you can complain. Now feel free to complain, just know that he is free to continue, and we are free to watch and laugh. Have a nice day.P.S. In many cases one of the parents IS unfit, just not always the father. So i do see your point, but still…

  24. SamboV1 Said,

    [..YouTube..] I love this song. It’s definately one of his best and its truely brilliant how he sings it quite angelic despite the story behind it.

  25. SamboV1 Said,

    [..YouTube..] I love this song. It’s definately one of his best and its truely brilliant how he sings it quite angelic despite the story behind it.

  26. kookoocrack Said,

    [..YouTube..] steven lynch for president

  27. BIDDS83 Said,

    [..YouTube..] LEGENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  28. poisonedxtears Said,

    [..YouTube..] haha love it =D!! hey dont take it soo seriously lolz ;P

  29. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] This song is horrible! Just a joke! It’s kind of hurtful too. What kind of father would sing tht to his little girl?

  30. rutledge123 Said,

    [..YouTube..] no one thats y its funny its not meant to be sung to a little girl

  31. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] you don’t get it, do you? haha

  32. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] No I get it I just don’t find it funny. Divorce isn’t something funny. It’s serious!

  33. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] nah. its pretty much a joke.

  34. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] what? the vid or divorce?

  35. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] divorce = hilarious.

  36. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] not if you have to go thro it. Let me no if u still find it funny after you go thro it!

  37. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] what gives you the impression i havn’t been through a divorce already? or that i’m not going through one now?

  38. ZT1991 Said,

    [..YouTube..] LOL guys it just a damn joke don’t cry about it:p

  39. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] You find it funny. I mean you might find it funny even though you have, but that’s not likely.

  40. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] people who arn’t completely narcissistic and egotistical can see humor in their own suffering.

  41. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] what the hell is funny about cancer, suffering, or death? N don’t use words I can’t understand!

  42. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] what isn’t funny?

  43. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Do you find it funny if ur parents die, ur uncle/aunt gets cancer, or ur siblings suffer?

  44. gu88766 Said,

    [..YouTube..] whoa. your family dying of cancer and divorce are two different things. i mean, people survive divorce. all the time.but yes. family members dying of cancer is wonderfully hilarious!

  45. Liseannerix Said,

    [..YouTube..] haha! can anybody tell me who sings this song??? i cant quite catch what his name is! please send me a message! whats is name! ? awsome! funny as :* x

  46. Liseannerix Said,

    [..YouTube..] haha! can anybody tell me who sings this song??? i cant quite catch what his name is! please send me a message! whats is name! ? awsome! funny as :* x

  47. AngelusVeritas Said,

    [..YouTube..] Stephen Lynch my friend.

  48. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] piss off! I’m sick of u did any one tell u ur extremely hard headed and stubborn? W/e u win! Because I don’t give a shit what u think!

  49. jellyandicecream1 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Hilarious!! i luv songs like this - so clever. lmfao! :D Bprincess26 its only a joke. dont tke it so serously its not ment 2 b offensive! my mum and dad divorced and i like wet myself.

  50. jellyandicecream1 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Hilarious!! i luv songs like this - so clever. lmfao! :D Bprincess26 its only a joke. dont tke it so serously its not ment 2 b offensive! my mum and dad divorced and i like wet myself.

  51. junner77 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Hello, comedy, it isn´t real, it´s better to laugh with your misery then to cry about it. And it´s so over to the top that it is funny. Anyway it think it´s also a statement about things that really happen, he sings about stuff I hear and see every day at my work. Comedy is a way to make a point, but then in a funny way, the message still gets trough. But if you don´t like it then I understand, nobody can tell you what you like or don´t like. Peace princess

  52. junner77 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Hello, comedy, it isn´t real, it´s better to laugh with your misery then to cry about it. And it´s so over to the top that it is funny. Anyway it think it´s also a statement about things that really happen, he sings about stuff I hear and see every day at my work. Comedy is a way to make a point, but then in a funny way, the message still gets trough. But if you don´t like it then I understand, nobody can tell you what you like or don´t like. Peace princess

  53. SamboV1 Said,

    [..YouTube..] And if you fell that you absolutely HAVE to take it seriously, just be reassured by the fact the person he describes wouldn’t get the kid. lol.Best line “Then he wants sex, that involves mommy’s rear” classic lyrical genious.

  54. polkaspotsss Said,

    [..YouTube..] Suprisingly, he’s a good musician too…before he starts his irony and I start cracking up, the music is soothing.

  55. polkaspotsss Said,

    [..YouTube..] Suprisingly, he’s a good musician too…before he starts his irony and I start cracking up, the music is soothing.

  56. Farweasel Said,

    [..YouTube..] Fathers for Christmas is one thing. But don’t you start on the bloody fairies ChazzFunk mate.I mean - Really! You let some people say what they want on a forum like this and next minute they’re ‘avin a go at all comers - First its the Gerbils, then its non-conventionally aligned members of the (all right ex) heavenly host… And *then* off come the gloves, up roll the sleeves and he wades into the little people. ‘E’ll be after the gnomes and the dwarves next, you mark my words.

  57. Farweasel Said,

    [..YouTube..] Fathers for Christmas is one thing. But don’t you start on the bloody fairies ChazzFunk mate.I mean - Really! You let some people say what they want on a forum like this and next minute they’re ‘avin a go at all comers - First its the Gerbils, then its non-conventionally aligned members of the (all right ex) heavenly host… And *then* off come the gloves, up roll the sleeves and he wades into the little people. ‘E’ll be after the gnomes and the dwarves next, you mark my words.

  58. Mariiee93 Said,

    [..YouTube..] “and if daddy plays his cards right , he’ll bring home you new mommy tonight” xD couldn’t stop laughing through out the whole show.

  59. therealslimtimmy Said,

    [..YouTube..] is it bad to wish you get cancer?

  60. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] I agree with you and fathersforjustice this song is not a joke. It’s a cruel mockery of something serious. ROCK ON!!!!

  61. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] What r u emo or something?

  62. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] wats wrong wiv emos?!?!?!coz u rly sound like wer the scum of the earthbut rly its the ppl that judge som1 for wat they r that r the scum

  63. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] yes this song is not a joke and it is cruel mockery.BUT….this guy makes it as funny as hellLMAOXD

  64. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] No what I’m saying is someone who wants to die that badly must be going through a really hard time. Nobody deserves to wish they were dead it’s sad. and ppl who mock those ppls’ pain are horrible!

  65. starrhi Said,

    [..YouTube..] no offence but wts rong wid emo’s eh

  66. Bprincess26 Said,

    [..YouTube..] Hello!!! I just explained there’s nothing rong!!! Did u not read the msg?

  67. cookie23q Said,

    [..YouTube..] actually emos are the scum of the earth pal

  68. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] hey but rly u dont hav 2 be an emo 2 wish 2 die.yep an u r right ppl who mock pplz pain are horrible

  69. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] hey i dont manna fight wiv ya. but…..PPL LIKE U MAKE ME SICK. EMOS R JUST NORMAL PPL WE JUST….DIFFERENT OK RLY UR THE SCUM. AN U NO IT.

  70. Hixbrianrkule Said,

    [..YouTube..] I use to think emo’s were the scum of the earthbut now im friends with a few emo’snow those faggots are the scum of the earth

  71. Hixbrianrkule Said,

    [..YouTube..] I use to think emo’s were the scum of the earth
    but now im friends with a few emo’s
    now those faggots are the scum of the earth

  72. cookie23q Said,

    [..YouTube..] ur a fukin gay kunt why do u slit ur wrists u fukin losers!!!!!

  73. chilling2008 Said,

    [..YouTube..] funnyi got divorced last weekno kids thoughthis song…maybe the truth hurts some of you lotme …im honest… crap husbandHE WILL BRING HOME YOUR NEW MUMMY TONIGHThaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  74. chilling2008 Said,

    [..YouTube..] funny
    i got divorced last week

    no kids though

    this song…maybe the truth hurts some of you lot

    me …im honest… crap husband

    HE WILL BRING HOME YOUR NEW MUMMY TONIGHT
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  75. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] dude im bein kind here i rly dont wanna fight.ok!!!and not all emos slit there wrists. coz i dont and my friends dont. sooo dude curse at me all ya wnt coz i dont rly care.oh an dont call ya self a gay kunt and loser bcoz no1 rly wnts 2 no wat ur like.keep a smile on //_^ lol

  76. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] dude im bein kind here i rly dont wanna fight.
    ok!!!
    and not all emos slit there wrists.
    coz i dont and my friends dont. sooo dude curse at me all ya wnt coz i dont rly care.
    oh an dont call ya self a gay kunt and loser bcoz no1 rly wnts 2 no wat ur like.
    keep a smile on //_^ lol

  77. Lordmorgero Said,

    [..YouTube..] im just wondering,(not insulting!!!) why do u think you’re emo, cause my friend was emo?(emphisis “was”, cause she commited suicide)

  78. de1258 Said,

    [..YouTube..] its not funny to make fun like that

  79. Hixbrianrkule Said,

    [..YouTube..] fags are the scum of the earth

  80. eaglestrike008 Said,

    [..YouTube..] funniest f-ing video ever

  81. xzalionx Said,

    [..YouTube..] no offense u sound like a wemo not an emo… emos are ppl who are upset and suicidle… not ppl who straighten their hair and wear black

  82. coolfordy Said,

    [..YouTube..] HAHA ur almost funny shame that scum like u slit their wrists. Queer boy.U got summin say fight me emoooo!

  83. coolfordy Said,

    [..YouTube..] HAHA ur almost funny shame that scum like u slit their wrists. Queer boy.
    U got summin say fight me emoooo!

  84. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] IM NOT A DUDEan hun i rly dont wanna fright bcoz the world 2 full of that!!! =( so leave me alone. or ur stone cold heart will brake an twist until u understand that ppl r the same. an thats how god wanted us 2 b ….. the same

  85. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] IM NOT A DUDE
    an hun i rly dont wanna fright bcoz the world 2 full of that!!! =( so leave me alone. or ur stone cold heart will brake an twist until u understand that ppl r the same. an thats how god wanted us 2 b ….. the same

  86. coolfordy Said,

    [..YouTube..] Is this all u do all day? Sit in front of a computer screen waiting for death fukin hell.Emo’s r just puffs wtf “ur stone cold heart will twist and break” no it really won’t.Bloody hell ur like shakespeare.We’re not all the same. Take u and me bitch

  87. coolfordy Said,

    [..YouTube..] Is this all u do all day? Sit in front of a computer screen waiting for death fukin hell.
    Emo’s r just puffs wtf “ur stone cold heart will twist and break” no it really won’t.
    Bloody hell ur like shakespeare.
    We’re not all the same. Take u and me bitch

  88. zwinkyemo Said,

    [..YouTube..] wer skin an bones thats the same thats wat i mean. god its not that hard 2 see. u hav 2 look wiv ur heart not ur eyes ..try it som day ull thank me!!!

  89. blackdrag0nfilms Said,

    [..YouTube..] good for u

  90. Acethepenguin Said,

    [..YouTube..] Steven Lynch is fucking awesome xD

  91. Masterflick Said,

    [..YouTube..] haha god damn he’s great lol. even the most saddest subjects makes me laugh with him.

  92. 128312 Said,

    [..YouTube..] ok…

  93. ILUjazlyn Said,

    [..YouTube..] cause daddy likes porno and 10$ whores

  94. xXxboycrzyxXx Said,

    [..YouTube..] wat does that lady say that steven was like how old are u?

  95. griffmonkez Said,

    [..YouTube..] if you don’t have anything nice to type don’t type anything at all same for you zwinkyemo and God is spelled like G-o-d

  96. em094 Said,

    [..YouTube..] i fucking love stephen linch! i <3 this song!!

  97. suzaki397 Said,

    [..YouTube..] its lynch….

  98. ManicFixation Said,

    [..YouTube..] Shhh. Dont upset the retards =o

  99. suzaki397 Said,

    [..YouTube..] lol

  100. guanyou Said,

    [..YouTube..] HAHAHHA!!

  101. RanarrEntertainment Said,

    [..YouTube..] She said “I’ve been through a divorce”

  102. Reaper Said,

    Chilling2008…you are a DEAD MAN.

    I am not kidding. Your closed account on youtube will not help…your comments denegrating the US for it’s actions will cause your death.

    Reaper…

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