I’ve been running this website about divorce for a few months now, writing about various aspects to getting divorced, legal advice, CSA and other things. In that time I’ve had a considerable amount of traffic from people looking for information online to help them in their divorce.

But… and I stress but, I’ve had some pretty stupid people find this website judging by what they were searching on. For example, just this month someone found takemywifeplease.co.uk by searching on:

will my wife change her mind about divorce afterwards

WTF? How the hell does that guy expect Google to know? Was he thinking some great big ‘YES’ would show up? Buddy, if you’re that stupid your wife was bound to leave you, let her go.

Then I had some find this website by searching on:

wife wants divorce does wife pay my lawyer

Not quite so stupid, but still very idealistic. No pal, your wife doesn’t pay for you lawyer. In fact, you’ll probably end up paying for hers.

Then there was this one:

piss off cafcass

Well said sir, well said indeed!

Also we had this imbecile:

will my wife change

er, yes mate. She will. What are you, some kind of moron? You’re asking a search engine if your wife will change. What do you think?

How about this one:

how can i prove my affection to my wife

Well mate, try hiring a seventeen year old Swedish au pair, that always go downs well with wives. That will prove your affection for her. Idiot.

Finally, cos I really could go on here, there’s this one:

my partner shouts and swear i want a divorce what are my rights

Oh my giddy aunt. He shouts and swears? And Google should care why? These people really need to learn how to use the Internet. It can’t tell you if your wife will change her mind after a divorce, it’s not an oracle.

Clive Bellmore