We all know that Pop stars are stupid; they prove it almost every day. Pink is no exception. After her divorce from Carey Grant (surely he died years ago?) she’s proven just what an imbecile she is and turned to Scientology. This act of gross moronism is in some misguided effort to help her get over her divorce.

The couple’s two year marriage came to an end earlier this year, and after getting divorced the brainless woman turned to her down to earth friend Juliette Lewis for some consoling. Juliette, rather than doing what most women do to help a friend after divorce by taking her out, getting her smashed and watching some Bridget Jones, took her to meet her idiotic Scientologist mates.

They’re not the only idiots to follow the new religion invented invented by a failed science fiction author, other imbeciles include Lisa Marie Presley, Kirstie Alley and the perennial career wrecker with poor movie choices, John Travolta.

Actor and resident divorcee cum short guy, Tom Cruise, is said to be the second most powerful man in Scientology at the moment. Does that make him the most gullible, or is he in on the whole hoax?

You decide.

Clive Bellmore