Wondering how to get rid of your wife? This chap had the right idea, offload her on eBay and sell her as though she were a second hand car. According to the messages left she has a high running cost and he doesn’t recommend some guy swaps his second hand car for her.

I’d have put mine on eBay but the postage costs would have been huge, plus the mileage was too high to get a decent price.

I hope he managed to sell her in the end. I wonder what his returns policy was if she didn’t arrive exactly as described?

Clive Bellmore