Rumours have been doing the rounds of late that glamorous old lady Madonna and her UK film director husband Guy Ritchie are to divorce. It’s hardly surprising really, she’s getting on some and the lure of an older, more experienced woman might be fine when you’re a teenager; but when she’s pushing 50 it’s a little cringe worthy.

However is does mean that Maddy will be back on the market again, so lock up your husbands, fathers and sons… she’s not fussy how young or old they are.

I do hope there was a pre-nup there too, but according to reports Madonna is turning to Macca’s divorce lawyer who helped him get away with just paying £24 million… ouch indeed.

Clive Bellmore