Evil blood sucker Heather Mills, who stole £24.3 million of Sir Paul McCartney’s hard earned money, has already frittered away half of that fortune, according to reports. She’s squandered almost £12 million in just seven months, which probably won’t surprise too many people.

The witch has spent the money on lavish holidays, wages for her entourage, and expensive houses for her to lounge around in. According to reports, she’s so concerned about her spending that she’s begged Paul to buy her a home in East Sussex, costing £4 million, as she can’t afford it!

A source close to Mills stated:

Heather has been moaning her money isn’t going as far as she thought, but she’s just burning her way through it. She reckons she has spent £10 million since the divorce and still doesn’t have a finished house to live in.

She’s spent a cool million renovating her home and having an outdoor pool fitted. She’s also spent money on her divorce lawyers and a bill from her former publicist Michele Elyzabeth. Her publicist said that Heather Mills was:

A calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet.

If only she’d worked to earn the money she has, like McCartney did, then she might have a better respect for it and an understanding of its worth.

Clive Bellmore