Paul McCartney knows how to celebrate a divorce. I just opened some mid-priced wine and got completely rat arsed for the night. Macca’s announced a World tour to celebrate getting shot of the money grabbing wench he was unfortunate enough to marry.

65 year old McCartney was apparently spurred on through his divorce by the thought of touring again, and with his tour expected to encompass the US, Canada, Australia and the United Kingdom he should go some way to clawing back the £24 Million he was forced to pay out to Heather Mills.

Ouch, that must have hurt.

He’s planning the tour for this Autumn.

A close friend of Paul McCartney was quoted as saying:

Paul’s made happy by his family and music. He sees this as a kind of celebration that the messy episode with Heather is over.

Clive Bellmore