When you get divorced you usually end up dividing things equally, straight down the middle. This applies to the house, the furniture, the money, the car… but oddly not the children? The wife usually gets them. Wonder why that is?

Anyhow, back to splitting things equally, divorce usually ends up in splitting things right down the middle, as this poor chap has had to do with his car.

I personally wish I’d thought of this, I could have split everything down the middle, though I’m not sure it would have worked with the house… would have been fun trying though

It’s drastic, but effective!

Clive Bellmore