We have wedding cake when we get married, why not one when we get divorced? It seems only fair, and makes sense. Perhaps it would stop all those serial marriage chasers who get married just because they love the taste of wedding cake.

This picture shows the perfect divorce cake, though to be honest you’d be able to get all of your family, all of her family and the friends you’ll soon have to split up and divide to see who keeps who, together in one room to be able to eat it.

With most divorces, families don’t tend to stay to civil to each other long enough for that sort of thing and it would most likely evolve into a food fight between everyone.

Wouldn’t necessarily be a bad idea though. At least you could show the ex-mother-in-law exactly what you think of her!

Clive Bellmore