California became the first US state to legalise same sex divorce just a short while ago, and a pair of lesbians have grabbed the opportunity to split from each other with both hands, just 3 days after they were married.

The dykes, Theresa Ramirez and Adelita Guajardo from Fresno County in California were married on the 27th of June, and then filed for their divorce on the 30th, just three days later. The good news for the couple is that their divorce will be subject to the same laws as heterosexual divorce. According to Tony Capozzi of ABC news:

The fact that it is a same-sex marriage and now a divorce is of no consequence to the court. They’re going to be treated as equally as anyone who comes before that court.

The question here is, as they’re both women, who gets screwed in the courts for all of their money? There’s no man to be robbed blind. Maybe they could borrow one, so they could both do him over for his cash.

Clive Bellmore