Divorce can be a stressful thing to go through, and the temptation to murder your wife and shoot your mother in-law can be very hard to resist. However resist you must. I’d recommend you don’t follow Police Inspector Garry Weddell’s lead and murder your wife, and then shoot your mother in-law when your brother very kindly stumps up your bail money.

It’s much better to stay calm and settle things through reasoned discussion, without getting the solicitors involved if you can at all help it. I know murder sometimes seems like the obvious solution, but really it’s not.

If you’re feeling tempted to murder your wife and shoot your mother in-law, stop and think for a moment, “is this going to win me any favours?”… the answer is probably no.

Clive Bellmore