Take my wife, please

divorce advice and tales of woe

5
Jun
2008

You’ve heard of wedding fairs, where women and their mothers go to chooser how much money they’re going to waste on a wedding dress, cake, flowers and that sort of junk? Well now for the first time in the UK there will be a divorce fair.

Spot on.

The divorce fair is designed to offer couples heading for the matrimonial gutter everything they need in order to split up effectively, such as solicitors, mortgage advisers and presumable hit-men and hookers thrown in. In all there are about 90 exhibitors set to attend the one-day divorce fair.

Forty-four year old Suzy Miller organised the event.

People say, ‘I wish something like this was around when I broke up’. There will be an emphasis on wellbeing.

The divorce fair takes place at Brighton Racecourse on the eleventh of October.

The show has been titled ‘the Starting Over Show’. I can’t wait!

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Comments

  1. suzymiller Said,

    I think the mention of pole dancers has upset people more than if hit men WERE exhibiting. I would like to assure everyone that most girls don’t take up the pastime for extra income in case their settlement goes badly - I am told it is great for fitness and boosting self esteem (and having a right laugh with your mates) which are all a better alternative to murder. Usually.

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