Take my wife, please

divorce advice and tales of woe

Archive for June, 2008

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Jun
2008

In the true tradition of women squandering their ex-husband’s money once they’ve completed a divorce, Heather Mills (the UK’s most hated woman, even taking Myra Hindley into account) has splashed some more of Macca’s cash.

Mills has spent a whopping £250,000 on a lavish Divorce party just to show how happy she is now that she has Paul’s money. She’s booked Richard Branson’s private island for her, and 25 of her closest friends, at a cost of £24,000 per night.

This holiday has been booked and paid for even before Heather has received any of Paul’s money. A friend of Heather’s said:

She didn’t care about the cost… all that mattered was they’d be completely alone. She said she was going to remortgage one of her houses to pay for it, although no one believed that for a moment. There’s no doubt this is all down to the Macca millions she’s about to collect.

What a lovely woman.

Clive Bellmore

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2
Jun
2008

Some people take the news that their wife wants to divorce them quite badly. They often cry, beg, shout and maybe even throw things. It can be traumatic.

Forty-Five year old James Scott Whitler reacted very badly to the news that his wife wanted a divorce, he beat the guy who told him to death with a baseball bat. What’s that about don’t shoot the messenger? James then went on to strangle his own children to the point that they passed out, before being Tasered by the police.

He is now being held on charges of murder and attempted murder. His two children, 12 and 10, are in hospital.

Fifty-Seven year old Stephen D. Allen arrived at James’ house to serve the divorce papers, before being attacked and murdered with a bat.

It makes you wonder why his wife wanted a divorce?

Clive Bellmore

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