20
Jan
2008
Jan
2008
At those moments when you feel at your lowest point, sing a song and laugh. There’s none better than our Billy to make you laugh.
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[..YouTube..] ah. that makes it so much funnier lol
[..YouTube..] BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!But why does he spell queer like quer?
[..YouTube..] I LOVE this guy
His old stuff is just the best is it not? Made me laugh.. 50 times 
[..YouTube..] SAME LOL
[..YouTube..] because it is the only way it fits and sounds right
[..YouTube..] i love this song ann billy is great xx
[..YouTube..] st trinians
[..YouTube..] st trinians
[..YouTube..] Des mclean goes to see his doctor, he says “Doctor I just don’t feel whole, I just don’t feel complete anymore!” His doctor says “Drink this!” Des says “Yuck! It tastes like sh*t!” The doctor says “It is sh*t, you just need topping up!”
[..YouTube..] Des mclean goes to see his doctor, he says “Doctor I just don’t feel whole, I just don’t feel complete anymore!” His doctor says “Drink this!” Des says “Yuck! It tastes like sh*t!” The doctor says “It is sh*t, you just need topping up!”
[..YouTube..] FUNNY AS HELL! Billy is always right on it.Have been laughing for years because of him.I can’t spell F-O-O-D around my dog!
[..YouTube..] I’d definitely agree with that!
[..YouTube..] because it fits in the music
[..YouTube..] Not heard that for a while,nice one.
[..YouTube..] he spelled queer wrong
[..YouTube..] Wrongly?
[..YouTube..] if he spelt it right it would sound wierd. funnier with it spelt wrong. i’m trying to figure out what he says when it’s bleeped over.
[...] heard Billy Connolly, now for Tammy Wynett to make us laugh (sort of) with a song about Divorce. Something tells me this [...]
[...] heard Billy Connolly, now for Tammy Wynette to make us laugh (sort of) with a song about Divorce. Something tells me [...]
[..YouTube..] He elongates the sound to compensate as it would sound daft spelt out fully.
[..YouTube..] incorrectly. deliberately for the better effect of the song. ha!
[..YouTube..] this is incredibly stupid.
[..YouTube..] amazing
[..YouTube..] He says “FU**ING C**T” at the bleeps.
[..YouTube..] For sure its stupid. It’s also a parody of a horrendous sickly offering vomited over an undeserving public by, amongst others Tammy Winnet. Billy’s version, tho it stands alone hilariously, is actually an incredibly clever piss-ripping of the original.
- And if ever an original deserved …..
[..YouTube..] For sure its stupid. It’s also a parody of a horrendous sickly offering vomited over an undeserving public by, amongst others Tammy Winnet. Billy’s version, tho it stands alone hilariously, is actually an incredibly clever piss-ripping of the original. - And if ever an original deserved …..
[..YouTube..] apart from this and the I think the more funny”in the brownies”did he do any other parodies
[..YouTube..] he did loads id guess in excess of 20 the funniest have to be “half stoned cowboy” and “little boys in blue
[..YouTube..] so funny, nd he laughs along too, proper funny guy
[..YouTube..] I thought the posters on the Tammy Wynette video site would benefit from hearing this, but they don’t think so.
[..YouTube..] It’s funny as hell, And I know it’s a parody. What I don’t understand is why the guy laughing through the whole song(at his own jokes)is a good thing. Is there an inside joke that I missed?
[..YouTube..] Hes laughing because this is top of the pops in the 70’s.. where if you said poo you were frowned upon by the nation.So saying Fuck on live television (one of the 1st people ever to do so) did this country huge amounts in raising its tolerance.Mr connolly is laughing at himself for being a brave and a pioneer :)THe man is pure gold
[..YouTube..] Hes laughing because this is top of the pops in the 70’s.. where if you said poo you were frowned upon by the nation.
So saying Fuck on live television (one of the 1st people ever to do so) did this country huge amounts in raising its tolerance.
Mr connolly is laughing at himself for being a brave and a pioneer
THe man is pure gold
[..YouTube..] he says effing c. So no need for the bleps.
[..YouTube..] yeh but he actually says ‘effing c’ cos that rhymes with ‘B-I-R-D’ on the last line?
[..YouTube..] class…..
[..YouTube..] Trying to get it on Karaoke. No luck at the moment
[..YouTube..] Ah ha aha . Poor billy can’t help but laugh himself!!
[..YouTube..] food.
[..YouTube..] look at his hair :)):))aw hes brilliant
[..YouTube..] look at his hair :)):))
aw hes brilliant
[..YouTube..] You can’t really belive that this man is 60 years old today =)
[..YouTube..] billy is so baked in this….. hes a natural born leader eh?
[..YouTube..] LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!
[..YouTube..] this song is funny as fuk
[..YouTube..] how the hell does ‘effing c’ rhyme with ‘B-I-R-D’????It rhymes with ‘O-F-F Ski’ that’s why he says it!!!! duh
[..YouTube..] how the hell does ‘effing c’ rhyme with ‘B-I-R-D’????
It rhymes with ‘O-F-F Ski’ that’s why he says it!!!! duh
[..YouTube..] ehh?? he was 62 in 2004
[..YouTube..] Bloody brilliant
[..YouTube..] This one had me in hysterics when I first heard it back in the 70s!Annie
[..YouTube..] This one had me in hysterics when I first heard it back in the 70s!
Annie
[..YouTube..] comedy genius
[..YouTube..] Musical dunce
[..YouTube..] Face or head hair?
[..YouTube..] they censored out the good bit ;_;
[..YouTube..] Hani- I think the censored bit is “fucking cunt”
[..YouTube..] Actually, it’s “she called me an effing C”
He said the letters, not the actual words, so they shouldn’t really have censored it
(i’ve seen an uncensored version before, i think it was on one of his tv shows about him
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[..YouTube..] wassup remember this webpage? (meetyourfling) c o m
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can anyone tell me where i can buy singing his early song , they where relesed on L.P.
[..YouTube..] He Sounds Like A Redneck There:)) But I No Eh Aint Coz He’s The KING!!!
[..YouTube..] he is the last king of scotland and the only king of scotland
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[..YouTube..] You not allowed say FC! It must be a bugger to anounce the football scores, on television.
[..YouTube..] lol.
[..YouTube..] legend
[..YouTube..] Q.U.E.R Quer? thats not how you spell it is it? :/
[..YouTube..] nope its double but it wudnt of been in time wit song
[..YouTube..] no he says e twice but his accents too thick to hear.
i didnt even know this was a remake i thought he had made this up on his own.
[..YouTube..] no he says quer queer because if hed added an extra e it wouldnt have gone in time with the song.
[..YouTube..] did anyone else laugh at his clothes
[..YouTube..] He says ‘effing sea’.
[..YouTube..] This is a brilliant laugh….I love it
[..YouTube..] meaning F*cking C*nt
[..YouTube..] Nope, I can only hear it once :S
[..YouTube..] listen on the last time he says it
[..YouTube..] no its deffo one e lol
[..YouTube..] Look at his eyes…stoned as a mofo! Hence the giggles innit
[..YouTube..] If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
[..YouTube..] oh DAMN!!! this is the very first thing i ever heard of billy connolly and i’ve LOVED him ever since!! i must have been about 8 in the car with my dad lol!! soooo funny i was crying with laughter hahahaa!!
[..YouTube..] This is still so clever and funny…I smile all the way through; he seems to be enjoying it so much! I am middle-aged and I remember when Connolly was funny and not acting like a c**t on Children in Need…and I remember Woody Allen, Steve Martin and (true, I am this old) Lenny Henry when they were also funny, instead of just being embarrassing f******s.
[..YouTube..] ‘effing sea’ has to be the most shocking vulguar term for a woman in the history of language.. heheh.. I’m glad I don’t use it. pretty funny though..
[..YouTube..] what ones that? Fucking Cunt?
[..YouTube..] this has 2 be the funniest shit ever and 2 have dirty humor in 75 is still consider the classic example of genius song today that is not going 2 be made again
[..YouTube..] I don’t understand why this is funny.
[..YouTube..] This song was No.1 the day i was born
[..YouTube..] who put that bloody bleep in? The beeb?
[..YouTube..] nearly 35years old and is still a classic… billy is a ledgend… and will go down in history.
from carl aged 18 mancgester, ENGLAND
[..YouTube..] i love the way he cant stop laughin cuz even he knows he shouldnt be there but its pure class that he is lol <3 billy connelly
[..YouTube..] i love the way he cant stop laughin cuz even he knows he shouldnt be there but its pure class that he is lol <3 billy connelly
[..YouTube..] I saw Billy on tour last year in Belfast, he was fuckin hillarious, and not a moments lull in the whole show, and i also remember that original t.o.t.p. show;)
[..YouTube..] GET THIS WHITHOUT ALL THE BLEEPING
[..YouTube..] It’s nice to know that some of the English don’t hate us. =D
[..YouTube..] this is amazing BIlly is a LEGEND!!
[..YouTube..] Sounds like Billy is saying f***ing, but the next word sounds like it begins with “S”
[..YouTube..] fucking shit….
[..YouTube..] the english dont hate the scots its the other way round mate unfortunately but you canny blame um after wot we did to them along time ago in history ;o)
[..YouTube..] He say ‘F’ing C’
[..YouTube..] You gave as good as you got ;)!
[..YouTube..] absolutely \o/
[..YouTube..] billy connolly a true scottish legend and one of the best songs he ever done ps who is funner billy connolly or peter kay
[..YouTube..] SQUIRM !!!!!! Lmfaooooooooooooooo ! :D:D:D:D:D
[..YouTube..] Yes he says Fucking Cunt
[..YouTube..] No he doesn’t, he says “Effing C”
[..YouTube..] Lol, no it’s q u e e r. Maybe he spelt it like that to make it fit into the song lol
[..YouTube..] You’re right grimTales1, i’ve just tried to lip read him where the bleeped part is and I think he does actually say “effing C” & not effing “S” like I thought before! lol
[..YouTube..] Reached derby not far from me when you were giving it too! Them claymores make a hell of a mess!
[..YouTube..] Billy Connolly is funnier!!!! By a mile. The man is a legend.
[..YouTube..] @ 0:23 - Love his pronunciation of W.O.R.M!
[..YouTube..] textbook.
[..YouTube..] How can you even compare a legend like the big yin tae Peter Kay?
[..YouTube..] peter kay is a funny guy but like u mate i am a big billy connolly fan he is a true legend
[..YouTube..] hes funny but its annoying he always laughs at his own jokes
[..YouTube..] he’s probably drunk.
[..YouTube..] what were the words that were beeped out?
[..YouTube..] fucking cunt
[..YouTube..] cheers m8
by the way a thot u wur callin me a fucking cunt there lol!
[..YouTube..] well i had this song ont tape and he sang : “she sank her teeth in my b.u.m. and called me a f-ing c”
[..YouTube..] me and me nephew are gonna make our own version of this song… just for the hell of it
[..YouTube..] holy shit its jesus!!!
[..YouTube..] EXCELLENT EXCELLENT
LOVE THE VERSION
[..YouTube..] it l.o.l funny
[..YouTube..] lmfao kane
[..YouTube..] “Quarantine” one in a log list of words too long to spell out in a song.
[..YouTube..] now the dogs acting a bit Q.U.E.R queer
[..YouTube..] I got this at Christmas 1975, and played it over and over, and it really pissed my Uncle off.
[..YouTube..] this is from the days when Billy was hilarious, he’s shit now.
[..YouTube..] even he thinks its funny that hes on totp with this song!
[..YouTube..] LOVE IT!!!!
[..YouTube..] Hes still brilliant.
[..YouTube..] Brings a tear to my eye as this was the last song my Grandpa heard before he died.
He died laughing - thank you Billy.
[..YouTube..] nahhh. hes still a ledgend!
[..YouTube..] noone cares
[..YouTube..] u ignorant cunt. it actually makes laugh at how sad an pathetic you are to come out with something like that. il pray tonight for the 1st time in years that youll die a horrible death. and i hope its either me or that person you insulted has something to do with it.
have a good look at yourself…. then think about throwing yourself off a bridge or under a bus. actually go for the bridge cus they might never find your body
[..YouTube..] What? Did I say something wrong. Noone does care. You can’t genuinely tell me that you give a shit about that sympathy mongering loser.
[..YouTube..] theres no need to b an ignorant shit. u obviously havent lost sum1 close. y did u leave the comment?? was there any point. if u dont care y did u leave the comment. you probably felt good after writing it cause it made ur shitty little life that bit better
[..YouTube..] fuck off fatboy.
[..YouTube..] Touching as it may be - But honestly i dont believe you
[..YouTube..] Touching as it may be - But honestly i dont believe you
[..YouTube..] Lying requires some sort of motive. That’s a pre-requisite to a lie. What possible motive can I have for lying to a bunch of anonymous strangers under a pseudonym?
I simply thought that an ambivalent point of view on the song would be appropriate for a comments section.
[..YouTube..] Thank you for defending me - to be honest I have been avoiding this thread since jjay commented. It’s the kind of thing no one would say in person.
[..YouTube..] Oh wait I see - he didn’t die laughing he died from cancer while he was listening to a tape of Billy’s old performances and stopped breathing half way through.
[..YouTube..] Oh wait I see - he didn’t die laughing he died from cancer while he was listening to a tape of Billy’s old performances and stopped breathing half way through.
[..YouTube..] hey no problem. some people are internet hard men. the worst kind around. if u prob met jjay in person, he wud shit himself if u said boo. anyway enjoy Billy. PEACE
[..YouTube..] billy connoly is a legend! x
[..YouTube..] He CAnt Sing. Tammy Wynette THe best in DIVORCE
[..YouTube..] he’s a comedian in fairness! wynettes version is torture as its meant to be serious! this is funny and in my opinion the much better version
[..YouTube..] Tammy Wynette is soo pish.
Billy puts a funny humerical side into the song,
Tammy Wynette’s version is slow and boring!
[..YouTube..] I love how he laughs all the way through this, because he gets to swear on live TV.
Billy is a totaly legend
I met him when he came to my wee town, and he’s actually the nicest man ever too.
[..YouTube..] BRILL
[..YouTube..] It looks like hes in his P.Js lol
love this thanks for posting it
Billys the best!!!
[..YouTube..] lol the way he says squirm its squirmmrmrmrmrm
[..YouTube..] This is a great drinking song.
[..YouTube..] is he wearing jamies?? lol
[..YouTube..] lol how funny hes so funny not a very inmpressed him ,lol
[..YouTube..] a true beer song
[..YouTube..] i love how he spells queer wrong lol
[..YouTube..] Haha who in their right fucking mind would censor a billy connolly clip? Got this song on the classic album “Billy Connolly’s Pick” great shit
[..YouTube..] Haha who in their right fucking mind would censor a billy connolly clip? Got this song on the classic album “Billy Connolly’s Pick” great shit
[..YouTube..] I think it’s because it was on top of the pops.He’s not even really swearing ’cause he says “called me an effin c” By the way Iron Maiden fuckin’ rocks.All the best from scotland : )
[..YouTube..] thats cus queer dnt fit lol
[..YouTube..] so so funny from a true scottish legend
[..YouTube..] Go yersel’ big yin ; )
[..YouTube..] love billy he makes me proud to be scottish <3 he shows us all to be funny and not just people running about in kilts and fighting with swords =P
[..YouTube..] great song. i’ve been trying to get this for karaoke but not available as would love to sing this!! any one know if it is available for karaoke cdg?
[..YouTube..] the big yin at his finest good on him for getting number 1
[..YouTube..] Billy Connolly makes me proud to be Scottish!
[..YouTube..] fukin hilarious billy is a legend
[..YouTube..] Funniest man alive
[..YouTube..] Even though he loves the royal family and truly wishes he had born in England of aristocracy? The man is a total phoney you are welcome to him-if he makes you proud to be Scottish the place must be worse than I thought.
[..YouTube..] whats wrong wi scots liking the royal family after all the royal family is British not English ………………… worse than i thought …………. thats just ignorance you need to travel and see the world instead of being wrapped up in your own little English world
[..YouTube..] a true legend
[..YouTube..] “wee scabby dog”
so funny I choked a bit
[..YouTube..] “she sank her teeth in to my b-u-m and called me **** ****” OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA :’D
[..YouTube..] steve its available on legends karaoke disc
[..YouTube..] I remember this when it was first out Top class where do the years go?
[..YouTube..] Legendary, Absolutely legendary!
[..YouTube..] Although “Queer” isn’t spelt “Quer” like he says.
[..YouTube..] Really? Wow, I bet he never knew that…
[..YouTube..] You’re soooo good at sarcasm! Well done, you cock sucker.
[..YouTube..] I believe their a lso partially German, Victoria’s husband was called the Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. The queens mother was born in Strathmore in Scotland as well. widlad7, you’re a prick and can go to Hell - oh sorry, England is Hell.
[..YouTube..] Well at least you can spell, though I suspect cocksucker to be one word, not two. But then you should know that, being quer.
[..YouTube..] Please forgive my ignorance, you cocksucker.
[..YouTube..] Not sure whats funnier the video or the comments.
[..YouTube..] What a brilliant song, billy is a genius
[..YouTube..] Even though Billy only pronunciates one “e” he extends it for slightly longer than the other letters. which i think is the intentions so that the word still fits in with the song. Well thats my way i look at it. Still an awesome song.
[..YouTube..] Wow, he was quite young there, his swear words even got bleeped!
[..YouTube..] Excellent :):)
[..YouTube..] @StarletDancer01
Billy Connolly makes me proud to be Human.
[..YouTube..] @MoOsHw He was 33.Not young at all for the time,and aged 68 today,he is absolutely ashamed that he is one of the the last from his generation that gives a fuck today.Err..no I meant the last of his generation to care about a Tammy Wynette song.Oh jeez,I’m so confused!.I suppose I’ll just go back to playing my Banjo and Aoutoharp…
[..YouTube..] you cant beat billy he’s awesome so glad i’m scottish
[..YouTube..] He’s really looking like DeNiro in this video.
[..YouTube..] top of the pops in yer jammies! only the big yin.
[..YouTube..] here here hoo hoo goooooo billy
[..YouTube..] I like his version better than Tammy’s.
[..YouTube..] @StarletDancer01 Fuck you
[..YouTube..] sory about your grandpa
[..YouTube..] lol hahahaha
[..YouTube..] Gotta love this man! Freakin Hilarious!!
[..YouTube..] @saskabush2006 agreed!!!!!
[..YouTube..] Fucking Brilliant!! Billy is the MAN!!
[..YouTube..] This is comdey, when you had to make people laugh to be considered a comdian.
Billy is the best
[..YouTube..] LMFAO
[..YouTube..] PATRIK KILTY PLAY THIS ON RADIO2 PLEASE!
[..YouTube..] one amazing man from my childhood
[..YouTube..] GENIUS
[..YouTube..] why the fuck did you bleep it at 1:22 he only says f’ing C not the full word c u n t! it fucks the hole song up when you bleep shit out so DON’T do it !!!!!
[..YouTube..] @jonjon3521 I’m guessing as this was from the bbc it would have been them that bleeped it. They S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm at any suggestion of a swear word lol.
[..YouTube..] @jonjon3521 it was on top of the pops they bleeped him, as if i would bleep billy!
[..YouTube..] @vanbommel1888 oh sorry m8t i should have known that it would have something to do with the bbc the C.U.N.T.S !!!
[..YouTube..] the trick is to go to mp3dify (dot) com to get this mp3.
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